Overheard at Zane

I feel like I’m going to wake up to coke-ed out midgets walking around the halls.

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:06:26 -0500

I feel like I’m going to wake up to coke-ed out midgets walking around the halls.

After realizing that the Bollywood movie we were about to watch had Shahrukh Khan dancing in it.

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:21:06 -0500

‎”Woah. It’s like I was smoking pot, but then someone told me that it was actually cocaine. I’m on a whole different kind of high right now.”

I just like, jumped by accident. I though there was only one step left, but there was like five

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:43:06 -0500

I just like, jumped by accident. I though there was only one step left, but there was like five

Charlie Chaplin...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:20:06 -0500

Once I was talking to Charlie Chaplin, but not really, i was just reading something he said. Oh wait, God Bless, it was Groucho Marx…

On Kanye West

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:03:00 -0500

it’s like Mother Teresa…(raises hand)…Ghandi…(raises hand)..and then Kanye. I mean, I’m sure Ghandi was a nice guy but….

Wait do you guys ever get pissed off at Simba when he’s like “I just can’t wait to...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:32:58 -0500

Wait do you guys ever get pissed off at Simba when he’s like “I just can’t wait to be king” and then Mufasa dies and you’re like “well!…”

I used to think that game was just people going like this (puts hands over head and bends backwards)...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:32:44 -0500

I used to think that game was just people going like this (puts hands over head and bends backwards) and making bridges with their bodies but then I saw them playing it on I Love Lucy and I figured it out

Zane on Horses

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:49:51 -0500

You know you can’t shift your hips when you’re on a horse? The horse will be like “gotta gallop!” and you’ll be like “woah stop!” and he’ll be like “Nope! You shifted!”

“Cutter Lady’s not really a crowd pleaser…”

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:49:29 -0500

“Cutter Lady’s not really a crowd pleaser…”

Ohay that was us...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:08:04 -0500

overheardatsmith:

Girl 1: Is that Frederick Douglass?

Girl 2: No, it’s Marilyn Monroe…

"Wait, do you guys like, remember the episode where the father was talking?"

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:50:32 -0500

“Wait, do you guys like, remember the episode where the father was talking?”

"I was reading a mystery book, and the detective was solving the crime, but then Gertrude Stein was..."

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:56:51 -0500

“I was reading a mystery book, and the detective was solving the crime, but then Gertrude Stein was like “haaaaay!!””

"That’s Capen?” Me- “Yep” (In awe) “It look looks like the White House!"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:55:00 -0500

““That’s Capen?”
Me- “Yep”
(In awe) “It look looks like the White House!””

"Look at this Thug Life (pointing to the smallest bruise ever)"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:52:00 -0500

“Look at this Thug Life (pointing to the smallest bruise ever)”

"You can just put a tampon in there for like, days, and you might not die."

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:09:54 -0500

“You can just put a tampon in there for like, days, and you might not die.”

"Maybe he just doesn’t know email etiquette. I feel like “dot dot dot” is so sassy."

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:09:00 -0500

“Maybe he just doesn’t know email etiquette. I feel like “dot dot dot” is so sassy.”

"What if we called you Egypt?"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:06:25 -0500

“What if we called you Egypt?”

"Mary was like ‘Oh Sarah, I didn’t see you! I was thinking ‘shut the fuck up!"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:05:31 -0500

“Mary was like ‘Oh Sarah, I didn’t see you! I was thinking ‘shut the fuck up!””

"I can’t stop laughing about Thomas Jefferson!"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:04:38 -0500

“I can’t stop laughing about Thomas Jefferson!”

“He’s just a hot piece of pork in a suit, rotting away in the sun.”

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 15:48:41 -0500

“He’s just a hot piece of pork in a suit, rotting away in the sun.”